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Where Levitz is Santa…

Haha! I’ve lost more weight today laughing my ass off at questions posted to DC Comics Paul Levitz at the Newsarama blog, in comments, than I have 2 weeks on Nutrisystem!

 

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Questions range from ‘why does it take so long to release a trade’ [durf…because it has to be drawn first, dumbasses] to ‘please collect all MY FAV series/I HAVE PETITIONS!!’ Then you have one douchepocket getting in his digs about how outdated the writing is at DC [but his examples of what he considered to be ‘competent’ writing get him a ticket on the USS Failboat].

My question is… Mr. Levitz, can you tell me if it’s ketchup or catsup? I’m a HUGE fan, and would like to make a request–will come over and please paint my toenails? You can use a base color instead of semi-gloss. Oh, and can you tell me when the Messiah is coming? I’d like to get a head start on behaving myself, because I really have no idea when he’s coming.

~ by gynocrat on April 4, 2008.

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